ugly parrot

a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.
My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.
by vulvahammer October 22, 2009
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Go Rape An Ugly Parrot

What you say to a guy when he is being annoying.
Hey Sarah Guess what happend...
Go rape an ugly parrot.
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