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Union County Vocation-Technical Schools is a public school district in Scotch Plains, NJ. Google says it's one school, Google is lying. it's 5 different schools that are all connected: students usually have classes in the other schools so they have to walk across campus

(All the schools have shortened names; we aren't saying this bull every time)

- Academy for Allied Health Sciences (Allied)
- Academy for Information Technology (AIT)
- Academy for Performing Arts (APA, or Gay-PA if you don't like them)
- Magnet High School (Magnet)
- UCTECH High School, (UC-TECH)

- Academy for Clinical Care Sciences

- Academy for Law & Justice

- Exercise Physiology and Related Sciences

- School of Design

- School of Sustainable Sciences

- Teacher Education Academy

UCVTS as a whole is called Vo-Tech. the little schools in uc tech are just called what they specialize in; nobody but them cares enough anyway.

Magnet believes they are superior, and made being the number 1 public school in NJ (according to US news) their whole personality until in 2024 when they became 8th. AIT claims there's a rivalry between the them and Magnet, but it's meh Magnet just honestly believes they're better. They're snooty like that. AIT kids are mostly salty Magnet-rejects in freshman year before they grow into it. Most Allied students actually want medical careers. In APA, kids are either chill or theater/choir kids. Clinical Care is wannabe Allied. No one in Teaching Academy wants to be a teacher.
UCVTS Student: "I go to Vo-Tech."
Regular Student: "... you go where?"
UCVTS Student: "Union County Vocation-Technical Schools"
Regular Student: "which is...?"
UCVTS Student: "nevermind."
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