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Unfortunate But Not Unexpected. Response related to dealing with the seemingly unlimited number of incompetent employees pervasive throughout Corporate America and the De Facto insanity of their actions and resulting time wasted responding to those actions. These behaviors have been parodied in shows such as The Office.
Joe Blow, who is in charge of manufacturing, doesn't think to monitor the actual amount of commercial inventory he has on hand. When he runs out he claims that his spreadsheet (which contains embedded erroneous assumptions) didn't tell him he had to build more product. UBNU!
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Ubnub is a shorter form of über noob.
Player1: "look at that guy he's such a noob".
Player2: "No, rofl he's more like a ubnub."
ubnub by NamNam August 14, 2008
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008