typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

by none January 15, 2004

typewriter

The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."

by english.muffin July 31, 2012

typewriter

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.

"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"

by Sally Joe December 17, 2007

typewriter

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?

by letusbeus December 06, 2006

typewriter

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

typewriter

a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

typewriter

A sexual position synonymous with the girl on top cowboy position. She has her hands down on the chest or stomach similar to how one would use a typewriter.

Her favorite sex position is the typewriter. She loves being on top.

by Roger Levelle July 26, 2005