twtps

stands for " that's what the priest said". cooler newer version of " thats what she said "

person: it's so hard
different person: twtps !

by lalanene October 25, 2010

twipsy

The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.

Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"

by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013

Twpsyn

Means Idiot

Taken from modern Welsh language

Don't be such a twpsyn

by Gav August 31, 2004

Twipstep

Practically this Roblox user is the god of Friday night funkin' I kid you not

Person 1: wha- whos that and whys he so good?
Person 2: Oh that's just Twipstep

by FluffyHairedGirl March 8, 2021

Ttwps

“ This That White People Shit “
For when a while person does some racist or weird ass shit that your 99.9% sure a black persons wouldnt even think of doing it 🤷🏾 ♀️

Friend 1 : Look at what Lil Plantion’s Songs are about

Friend 2 : *Listens to them*
Friend 2 : Ttwps 🙄

by 336.Teaaa January 11, 2019

TWTP

That was the point.

'That was really stupid' "TWTP"

by GiRlWhObLoGs April 7, 2015

twapsicle

An ice cream pop that is inserted in the females vagina and then consumed. Normally flavors consist of very berry, and freshest fruit.

I ate that chicks twapsicle last night. She had the very berry, and it came out very tuna...

by thehangman1256 July 9, 2011