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to grab the back of the neck if there is twolish eggs back there. all people have twolish eggs. luke has to grab u on the neck and dig out the twolishes. benji has twolish in chin and back of ear. he is the only person with that. when twolish is gone, u fart poop.
oh shit! u have twolish back there! twolish!”
twolish by twolish master April 7, 2009
Words you can keep
i have to go now...i'll be back at twoish.
twoish by mario66chef January 30, 2014
Acting like a tool or tool bag. Characteristics include sucking at life, being annoying, acting way too drunk and ruining parties, telling bad jokes, and just basically being lame.
If John's going to the party, I don't want to go. He's so toolish. He tells his lame ass jokes so loudly and he's always the only one laughing.
toolish by marnie July 28, 2008

Toolish Behavior 

An act that is completely absurd, something that only a tool would do.
Guy 1: Is that guy really trying to show off his six-pack?

Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.
Toolish Behavior by Datson December 9, 2008
Derived from the English word tool meaning "Ultimate Douche Bag" Toolish refers to a person usually to a man who is acting only slightly like a tool and there for cannot be considered as an "Ultimate Douche Bag" More of he's just being toolish. One might be referred to as toolish if he or she has only recently began acting like this and one is not sure if the sed person is really a tool or just acting differently. Toolish is only applicable if the person in question has only recently became of tool or is only acting mildly like a tool. Toolish became a word just slightly after the word it was derived from "Tool" was made. Toolish is a fantastic word that when used correctly can really set a person straight on how they have been acting lately.
Warning: If one is only being toolish you may still have a chance to revert them back to a normal non asshole person who can be respected.
"Dude that guys being extremely toolish tonight"

"Hey He's been a bit toolish lately"

"Damn Bob been acting toolish every since he met that hoe"
"Bob been acting weird lately kinda like a tool but ehh i guess hes only toolish"
"That guy over is being toolish"
When using the word toolish make sure to use it with authority and make sure the other person knows that there being a Slight Douche Bag on the cusp of "Ultimate Douche Bag ness"
Enjoy your new found word!
Toolish by Aylax495 August 17, 2011
Idiotic, stupid, an add-on of the word "tool"
When someone is acting like a tool, they are being toolish....
toolish by Candace Keeling January 15, 2009

toolish-ness

An act of extreme toolitude.
Can be performed by a professional tool, or by someone who is not really a tool. Basically, anyone can perform and act of toolish-ness
Dude, last night, i was pwning on Halo 3, but then some major DB cubed pulled an act of extreme toolish-ness, and ended my killing spree.
toolish-ness by Master McHam October 10, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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