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twobit

A type of person who exit scams on every service they create.
Please stay and help me run the service don't be a twobit.
by vqnish31 December 20, 2022
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TwoBit

TwoBit is a twitter user who calls himself ''the money guy'', he is the host of The Winner’s Circle a $1,000 Monthly YouTuber Minigame Tournament.

TwoBit has recently gained lots of popularity thanks to his giveaways, many of his follower of his followers stay for his funny tweets.
user 1: have you seen the new TwoBit tweet ?
user 2: of course i have, i have notifications turned on.

@LukeBellen: TwoBit is giving away money.
user3: Really ?, i am going to check it out right now.
by @LukeBellen December 16, 2020
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1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"
by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022
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two bit punk

A young, badly-behaved, and inexperienced hoodlum. Also a petty criminal. The "two-bit" prefix denotes a cheap worthlessness.
Hey! That two bit punk just swiped the hubcaps off my Olds 98!
by Dean O'Banion December 12, 2010
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Two-Bit

I was expecting a tale of fun and excitement, but instead I listened to a two-bit story about Rick's trip to his grandmother's.
by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005
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twobird

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate (poop) and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.
Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."
Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."
by Tim Graham September 23, 2008
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two-bit

In the U.S, the bit is equal to 1/8 of a dollar or 12.5 cents. In the U.S., the "bit" as a designation for money dates from the colonial period, when the most common unit of currency used was the Spanish dollar, also known as "piece of eight", which was worth 8 Spanish silver reales. One eighth of a dollar or one silver real was one "bit".

With the adoption of the decimal U.S. currency in 1794, there was no longer a coin worth of a dollar but "two bits" remained in the bit and 15¢ a long bit.

Robert Louis Stevenson describes his experience with bits in Across the Plains, p. 144:1
In the Pacific States they have made a bolder push for complexity, and settle their affairs by a coin that no longer exists – the BIT, or old Mexican real. The supposed value of the bit is twelve and a half cents, eight to the dollar. When it comes to two bits, the quarter-dollar stands for the required amount. But how about an odd bit? The nearest coin to it is a dime, which is, short by a fifth. That, then, is called a SHORT bit. If you have one, you lay it triumphantly down, and save two and a half cents. But if you have not, and lay down a quarter, the bar-keeper or shopman calmly tenders you a dime by way of change; and thus you have paid what is called a LONG BIT, and lost two and a half cents, or even, by comparison with a short bit, five cents.
Can I borrow two-bits man, im short on change
by Cobruh October 23, 2014
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