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by thatch city March 23, 2010
That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.
by jlet April 24, 2010
by larrydonovan May 8, 2009
Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.
Guy 1 - "Yo, I've already seen that girl hooking up with 3 different guys at this party!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."
Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."
by ps3udonam3 April 20, 2011
The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.
“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.
Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.
Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.
by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018
by Onyx1205 September 26, 2016
Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
by country bear July 16, 2018