a nickname for a fat person that only ever tells the same fucking stories!!
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.
That Roland keeps telling me about his fucking mate from football who has done everything he is such a two storey
by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008
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The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.
Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*
by Wantacow March 15, 2009
Get the Two Story Firefighter mug.Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
Get the Two stores, two whores, and a post office. mug.When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.
Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.
by CSells March 19, 2004
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1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover
2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover
2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!
ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
by B-Razzy May 8, 2005
Get the two-story hangover mug.when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.
by gradeAwood October 26, 2009
Get the two-story blumkin mug.When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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