two storey 

a nickname for a fat person that only ever tells the same fucking stories!!
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.

That Roland keeps telling me about his fucking mate from football who has done everything he is such a two storey

two storey by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008

Two Story Firefighter 

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.

Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*

Two Story Firefighter by Wantacow March 15, 2009

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. 

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

Two-story billfold 

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.

Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.

Two-story billfold by CSells March 19, 2004

two-story hangover 

This phrase has a double meaning:

1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover

2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn

ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!

ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.

two-story hangover by B-Razzy May 8, 2005

two-story blumkin 

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

two-story blumkin by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

San Francisco Two Story by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025