two in the one 

Pooping in a urinal

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.

two in the one by SteveRules December 13, 2008

two in the pink one in the stink

index and middle finger in the puss, and pinkie in the brown hole. Also known as two in the town one in the brown, two in the city one in the shitty, and two in the grass one in the ass.

I hit that bitch two in the pink one in the stink

two in the pink one in the stink by Rick James Bitch March 19, 2004

two in the goo one in the poo 

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker

That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

two in the goo one in the poo by barrenGate August 9, 2003

Two in the blood one in the mud 

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

Two in the blood one in the mud by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

two in the beaver one in the cleaver by Goldilox May 30, 2006

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink" by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004

two in the blood one in the mud 

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"

Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

two in the blood one in the mud by KP$ September 29, 2006