A twit is a woman or girl who sits in the bath tub and farts calling it a bubble bath.
The girl is a twit twit, she proudly announced she just took a bubble bath but there is no bubble bath in the house.
by Angelo Mysterioso April 30, 2010
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an acronym, standing for Trophy Wives In Training and referring to rich, snobby young girls with absolutely no substance whose only goal in life is to become a celebrated wife to a rich man.
I love going to professional tennis tournaments, but I hate all the young twits running around.
by Buckunteer February 11, 2010
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hoity toity word ; a way of trying to belittle one
"by george , the little twit is at it again ! "
by Anonymous December 5, 2002
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To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.
Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin
by poolboiz August 6, 2009
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The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).
Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!
by helio88 July 4, 2009
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According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person
You twit
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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