A woman entrusted with the sacred duty of keeping her twink friend safe, hydrated, and semi-dignified during a night out.
She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
"Dude, did you see what that guy was doing last night?”
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
by ojeju31 November 1, 2025
Get the twink keepermug.