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Twig and Berries 

Another funny name for a mans junk
After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out

twig and berries 

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.
You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.
twig and berries by awiz January 20, 2011

twig and two berries 

a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries
You hit me in the twig and two berries
twig and two berries by yo May 13, 2004

twig and giggle berries 

A man's dick and ballz.
Jane sucked on my twig and giggle berries and then I shot my load on her but-her-face.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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