twiddly wink 

An unusually small or unsatisfactory penis.

Although he was tall and had big feet, he yielded a twiddly wink. =[

twiddly wink by THFLDPRJ January 7, 2008

tiddly wink 

A very small amount, smaller than tiny...can be used the same way as; just a tad, a tidbit.

I wish it were just a tiddly wink cooler today.

tiddly wink by The Real BlueLove May 26, 2018

Tiddly Winkler 

When you take your middle finger and jam it up a lion's ass and scream ROAR MUDDA FUCKA.

"I gave that piece of shit the Tiddly Winkler."
"Oh god."

Tiddly Winkler by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom November 29, 2017

twidly winks 

It's when you take your index finger and your middle finger and move them like legs across the surface of something. Twidly winks is when you are basically making your hands walk.

When I get bored, I start doing the twidly winks.

twidly winks by Edefiner April 25, 2015

tiddly winking

Unnecessarily tinkering , while being oblivious to ones surroundings

Here I am cleaning up the mess after an all night bash while Gill is totally "tiddly winking" there in the corner.

tiddly winking by Gillgjr August 13, 2021

tiddly winking

Unnecessarily tinkering , while being oblivious to ones surroundings

Here I am cleaning up the mess after an all night bash while Gill is totally "tiddly winking" there in the corner.

tiddly winking by Gillgjr August 13, 2021

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010