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Tween Spastics 

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
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Tween Safari 

While driving in your car, hunting down attractive young teenagers. It is acceptable to yell "TWEEN" as you drive by, as loud as possible, if said tween is indeed hot. Or unusually goobery looking.
"Dude, wanna play Tween Safari?"

"I saw so many hot tweens while playing Tween Safari today."
Tween Safari by Hot4Tweens December 25, 2009

Tweek's Sheep 

Tweek's Sheep is a discord server founded in January 2020 by internet artist Tweekbr0s and her friend Wushingtime. It has a strong community and ~450 members as of June 2022. The owner, Tweek, is commonly known as the artist of Minecraft Youtuber Sapnap's old profile picture. Tweek's Sheep as a discord server has been associated with a DNF gif on tenor, created by Wikoymi and Wushingtime in April 2021, along with some other gifs created by various members. Chro
Oh, I joined Tweek's Sheep the other day! It's the home of that DNF gif.
Tweek's Sheep by Wikoymi June 4, 2022

Tween Spastics 

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

7 teen’s

Ukrainian pop group w 6 boys & 1 girl
So u going to 7 teen’s concert tonight

Def yes
7 teen’s by Just skei November 23, 2021

Worm's Tweet

A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.
Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!
Worm's Tweet by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

Shi-tween-to 

Old Japanese Phrase.

It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."

Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
Japanese factory owner- Oh my god! This is the worst day of my life! My whole buisness is gone! All that work wasted.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.