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twat twiddler 

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.
Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.
twat twiddler by Benjamino December 22, 2003

twat twiddler 

Lesbians slang name

Derogatory

Singular
“That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler
twat twiddler by John_D03 June 14, 2019

Twat Twaddler 

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

twiddle the twat 

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating
Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat
twiddle the twat by Skutner July 4, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026