twat mustard 

Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.

Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard

twat mustard by Doug Leiser April 24, 2007

twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.

ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"

twatmustard by sds August 28, 2005