A twat-maggot is a person who is unliked by all and has a unusally small penis, not to be made fun of because of his unfortunate situation but to be laughed at therefore he is a Twat-Maggot.
'Hey, did you see that twat-maggot walk by' , 'yeaa he was a reall big one too , not that he has a big one , because he's a twat-maggot'.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.