twarse

The flesh between the twat and the arse

let me lick your twarse

by Jemma Gor May 19, 2003

tarse

1) A male falcon
2) Old English slang for the male genitals

1) The tarse is responsible for hunting.
2) You are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoat.

by Sourbs August 27, 2006

Tarsec

A tarsec is a computer user who is a fan of Linux but does not know how to use it. Tarsecs for example will have a Linux wallpaper on their Windows PC and use common *nix lingo. However, when asked about a simple Linux command such as "tar" or "ssh" they will quickly become flustered and get very defensive.

Also see: 'lamer' or 'noob'

The little tarsec came to our IRC channel showing us screenshots of his windows command prompt. He was so proud he changed the font color to green and felt like he was a real hacker. I told him to "man tar" and stfu. lol

by clownsec December 8, 2013

tarsex

V. A man’s penis stuck to a females vagina via tar

I tarsexxed my friend

by YourPhehdonym February 17, 2022

Tharse

When a woman's thighs and buttocks have no destinction, the thighs become part of the ass.

Adam: "This seat is so hard, my ass is so bony"

Sarah: "Not me, I got a tharse."

by R.neko March 5, 2009

Twarsehole

A word to describe somebody who is both a twat, and an arsehole.

*Twasshole is an accepted transatlantic pronounciation.

Did you see Jeremy Kyle on telly yesterday?

No! I think he's a f@%*ing twarsehole.

by MasterJackeen March 21, 2010

Twareem

noun.

A group of female Twitter followers normally comprising of:

1. Undersexed individuals.
2. Those with a higher smut vocubulary than a copy of Viz.
3. Those with a liking of cats, chocolate & gin (not necessarily in that order).
4. Undervalued public sector workers in need of escapism.
5. Bored Housewives,

that a sad male keyboard warrior (possibly overweight/ugly/ginger) engages with via public innuendo and DMs leading up to private messaging and dirty pic swapping.

@Blahblahblah has a huge Twareem. He'll go blind soon!

by Ubique Loquimur June 24, 2013