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Tarsec
A tarsec is a computer user who is a fan of Linux but does not know how to use it. Tarsecs for example will have a Linux wallpaper on their Windows PC and use common *nix lingo. However, when asked about a simple Linux command such as "tar" or "ssh" they will quickly become flustered and get very defensive.
Also see: 'lamer' or 'noob'
Also see: 'lamer' or 'noob'
tarsex
tarsex by YourPhehdonym February 17, 2022
Twarsehole
A word to describe somebody who is both a twat, and an arsehole.
*Twasshole is an accepted transatlantic pronounciation.
*Twasshole is an accepted transatlantic pronounciation.
Twarsehole by MasterJackeen March 21, 2010
Twareem
noun.
A group of female Twitter followers normally comprising of:
1. Undersexed individuals.
2. Those with a higher smut vocubulary than a copy of Viz.
3. Those with a liking of cats, chocolate & gin (not necessarily in that order).
4. Undervalued public sector workers in need of escapism.
5. Bored Housewives,
that a sad male keyboard warrior (possibly overweight/ugly/ginger) engages with via public innuendo and DMs leading up to private messaging and dirty pic swapping.
A group of female Twitter followers normally comprising of:
1. Undersexed individuals.
2. Those with a higher smut vocubulary than a copy of Viz.
3. Those with a liking of cats, chocolate & gin (not necessarily in that order).
4. Undervalued public sector workers in need of escapism.
5. Bored Housewives,
that a sad male keyboard warrior (possibly overweight/ugly/ginger) engages with via public innuendo and DMs leading up to private messaging and dirty pic swapping.
Twareem by Ubique Loquimur June 24, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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