tush hog

An obese, unattractive and frequently unwashed woman. Pronounced "tush", not "toosh".

The tush hog and her brood of over-sugared children blocked the supermarket aisle.

by Nadatushhog June 12, 2005

Tush pusher

A sick schonda, where a guy takes his penis and jams it in another mans ass and thrusts back and forth. They embroider each others ass with hershey kisses after and make puppy chow. Ketchup can mysteriously pop up in reckless cases.

You're a tush pusher!

by Normal Size person December 12, 2006

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The girl with the tush

The girl who worx like hell
on her tush
but exersise has no adverse effect
watsoever
Fails to get her ever so sexy
tush over the hi jump
bar every time

That girls tush
is as a big as a double decker bus

by tush August 24, 2004

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About Tush

The throw-away gobbledegook written by companies about themselves on their About Us page.

About Tush
Founded in 1066, we're one of the world's leading sellers of... blah... blah...

by Davidch999 May 29, 2013

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tush-toned

The accidental act of "butt dialing" a person in your cell phone contact list.

Derived from the telephonic definition of "touch-tone" referring to the tones associated with the numbers on a telephone keypad.

Jean accidentally "tush-toned" me last night when she sat down on her cell phone.

by Poor David #33 December 16, 2013

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