turtling

to annoy.

She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.

by 4baf November 8, 2010

Turtling

When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable

I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions

by QCerone December 9, 2022

Turtling

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.

Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.

by The penguin king March 7, 2018

Turtling

Turtling is when a man/animal walks around with its cock out whilst smiling at you

My neighbour was turtling in his garden.

by Weeniebud279 May 15, 2022

Turtling

A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.

Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.

Reggie:
Bett.

by Orlandu July 15, 2020

Turtling

(Video Game - Fortnite): Term used when rotating at endgame by placing walls around you while you are move with/to the zone.

mongraal is turtling very fast and effectively.

by equinox_07 August 27, 2019

Turtling

Turtling: An act done between couples, where one person lays on top of the other person, where the applied pressure is very soothing; Usually followed after sex.

Ex. You should try turtling! you don’t know what you’re missing out on!

by VeganTorchic October 12, 2023