A Betts is someone that is a true friend. You are guaranteed to pee yourself whenever they are around. If you come across a Betts make sure to stick to them like glue because you never know where they are going to take you but you wont regret their craziness. Betts is very mellow and go with the flow. They wont ever turn their back on you but be careful of their slap shots while playing Wheel-Chair Hockey. A Betts interests include listening to so/so music... Chuckin things on top of roofs... Hangin out with a Lesley ( I.E. see Lesley) & a Jenifer and drinkin Bob Marley. Betts have their own way of thinking and dressing, original through an through. Never lose touch with a Betts!
Yeah dude.. she's a total Betts!
by Elliar May 24, 2011
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A chick; a woman; an otherwise non-descriptive female human being, usually in her 20s or 30s, often seen with two or more other women her age (described collectively as a "herd of bettes").

Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
"Dude! Check out that bette over there! She's the bomb!"

"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"

"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 30, 2010
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Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*
by Brandon November 19, 2004
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(noun) Scum of the Earth; someone who uses his sleaze to attract fellow Rump Raiders such as my Prom date.

(adj.) a foul, low-life, douche-worthy, less-than-human cockbite.
(noun) Wow, I really hate that ass-clown Betts.

(adj.) Damn that kid is so mirfing annoying.
Yeah, he's a real betts.
by WaGs March 18, 2004
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Pronounced 'Bet', derived from Bette Midler, this word means someone that looks good 'From a Distance'- one of Ms Midler's popular songs in the 90's.
We saw him from across the cafeteria and he looked fine, but as we got closer, we discovered he was just a Bette.
by Pandie5 April 06, 2006
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