Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

Turtleneck

A Penis B4 Circumcision, in other words, b4 the nasty doctor has hacked off mr foreskin.

"Hey Doc please dont mess wi my TURTLENECK it will sting a little and i dont know wot i would do without my extra skin!!"

by Faz February 13, 2004

TurtleNecking

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.

My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.

by Beau&DustyDontTurtleNeck December 7, 2013

Turtleneck

When a guy cums on a girl's neck and spreads kleenex all over her neck

I jizzed all over her neck and cleaned her up with a turtleneck

by RichieRich69 September 5, 2010

Turtleneck

An uncircumsized penis.

She took one look at his turtleneck and screamed.

by John E. November 13, 2002

turtleneck

an uncircumcised man.

Ian is having a turtleneck.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 7, 2015

turtleneck

a type of shirt worn by either men or women and can show actual size of womens breast as it doesn't hide or minimize the breast so for plus sized women or big breast women you'll be a mans eye candy and your fully clothed

turtleneck

by todd thiner1 January 12, 2010