turtle neck

when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis

before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.

by pappapittmudman February 03, 2004

turtle neck

An uncircumsized penis.

"No baby, I'm not sporting a turtle neck, I'm Catholic."

by mud909 May 31, 2009

turtle neck

A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..

A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards

Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"

cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company

Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...

best you ring calvin klein mark

Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker

by I3igCheese October 22, 2006

turtle neck

grabbing the males crutch from behind and pulling it towards you.

my best mate was getting harrased by this guy so i got up behind him and gave him a turtle neck

by steggles October 06, 2008

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 11, 2005

Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

Turtle Necking

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.

Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!

by MizRizz March 08, 2017