turtle curtle 

1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle

" i was boinking Greasy Pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle"

turtle curtle by Strany May 28, 2006

turtle curtle 

the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.

turtle curtle by Nibcats May 30, 2006

turtle curtle 

1.) the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.

turtle curtle by Strany May 15, 2006

Curdle Turtle 

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.

My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle

Curdle Turtle by nigganaut June 9, 2020