turtle's breath Share definition Flag The harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it... pffff-RrRrRrP! "Hmm. That smells like turtle's breath. Excuse me for a moment." turtle's breath by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the turtle's breath mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch