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Turtles breath 

The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off
Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.
Turtles breath by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004

The turtles breath 

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe
'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'