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turt turd
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The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle
and then
you
take the cum
of
the turtle
and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!
Omg,
my friend
is a
surviver
from breat
cancer
. He used the turt turd!!!!!
by
ValTheAlpha
April 1, 2022
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