Definitions by ValTheAlpha

turt turd 

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!

Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!

turt turd by ValTheAlpha April 1, 2022

viokaleted 

When a carrot eats a cucumber, it gets VIOKALETED.

That carrot got VIOKALETED!!!!!

viokaleted by ValTheAlpha October 4, 2021