turt turd

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!

Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!

by ValTheAlpha April 02, 2022

viokaleted

When a carrot eats a cucumber, it gets VIOKALETED.

That carrot got VIOKALETED!!!!!

by ValTheAlpha October 05, 2021