PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'
m going to hop out of the
car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won'
t bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while
car is stopped at red light)
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."