Turkey bacon

White girl

I'm off that swine I'm on turkey bacon now.

by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

turkey bacon

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.

"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."

by Cazi October 27, 2005

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

turkey bacon

under cover cop

"Turkey bacon!"

by Adele February 1, 2004

Turkey Bacon

A way of complimanting a jewish girl. (Usually a BBG) By means of saying that she is jewish (kosher) and hot (sizzlin)

Giiiiirl, you be turkey bacon, kosher an sizzlen

by CVR BBGS February 22, 2011

turkey bacon

(noun.) A distraction or waste of time.

PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)

DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"

OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."

by Nitro et al September 28, 2008