turdphy

A very, very large turd, aka log; a butt cookie that
is so large that is in a class of its own and deserves
an award. A contraction of turd and trophy.
Jonnie won first place at the hot-dog eating contest
and earned a trophy. He then went to the toilet and
created a turdphy.
by Jon Zogman September 17, 2006
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turdphy

The single greatest human being i have ever met! His beauty and skinny stelphness astounds me and his brilliant blue eyes and wonderfull complection are simply divine! His embrace is passionate and his words complex! Turdphy you are the best! Thankyou my son! Thankyou! OUTDOOR BRUVS FOREVER!!!!
by Scott D, no wait S Dobbin June 23, 2004
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