An undesirable person who is outside the mainstream, especially in the general area of social competency. You wouldn't want to go camping with a turd knocker, and you certainly wouldn't want him nailing your sister.
Although our dear president is clearly a turd knocker, Hugo Chavez ought not to call him names because our president is OUR turd knocker.
by hoze-a November 12, 2006
Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.
I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
1) A fart that is ushering the way for a solid drop.
2) A term of endearment used by the elderly generation.
2) A term of endearment used by the elderly generation.
by Æl November 05, 2014