Turd Bird 

A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.

These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.

I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.

I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.

Turd Bird by Dave of the Dean December 16, 2008

turd bird 

A simultaneously sincere and childish term of affection.

"Get going, turd bird."

turd bird by pass the mic. April 16, 2004

Turd bird 

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

Turd bird by andy1 June 5, 2005

Turd Bird 

An infection caused from bacteria that enters the penis during anal sex.
i.e. Poop

"Dude! I hit that ass so hard, now I have Turd Bird!"

Turd Bird by Pinkman-Heisenberg January 17, 2014

turd bird 

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

turd bird by Ralf April 29, 2004

Turd Bird 

A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.

"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"

Turd Bird by thatspeachy July 12, 2015

Turd Bird 

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

Turd Bird by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017