One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.
Turd = Shit
Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.
Turd = Shit
Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.
I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.
Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.
My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!
Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.
My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!
by Tasha April 5, 2005
To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.
Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.
See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
by sfvszcdv December 16, 2009
by squeezemetim June 3, 2005
a cunning brokeback mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.
by Bobman UK October 26, 2006
by Jack Auf April 2, 2005
by moonsorrows August 18, 2009
a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
by turd burglar May 12, 2004