turd burglar

When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!

by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004

turd burglar

(UK) Slang for homosexual.

"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"

by - August 04, 2002

turd burglar

yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar!!

by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003

turd burglar

In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.

We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.

by Saddam Hussein May 09, 2003

turd burglar

A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.

by Buzz K December 28, 2005

turd burglar

This is the asshole who comes into the public restroom and just hangs out while you're trying to drop a deuce. He may just wander around, wash his hands, or fake taking a piss. However, his main purpose is simply to stand around and annoy you - possibly for his own sexal gratification.

Dude, I was trying to drop my daily deuce at work, and this turd burglar came in. He washed his hands for like 2 minutes before finally leaving in defeat.

by Duece Dropper May 02, 2011

turd burglar

A derogatory term for a man of homosexual tendencies.
See also: Marmite/Vegemite/Chutney Ferret; Tail-gunner; and obviously faggot etc.

Man that guy is a turd-burglar

by Anonymous October 29, 2003