Draw a smiley face on your
penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face
will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."
*Most effective with an uncircumcised
penis
Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS
So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last
night and she yelled at me for eating a
peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same
time.