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Fundies on the Tundies 

Having good fundementals on your tundementals being good with the basics. Or being a hoe.
Ex: Mufie had bad fundies on the tundies.

Chicken tendies 

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Chicken tendies by Gritzy July 19, 2018
Tendies, also known as chicken tenders, chicken fingers, chicken strips or chicken fillets, are chicken meat prepared from the pectoralis minor muscles of the animal. These strips of white meat are located on either side of the breastbone, under the breast meat (pectoralis major).
Johnny used 5 good boy points to get ten tendies.
Tendies by Kakkuonhyvaa January 28, 2015
Gains earned from an investment. The term is usually used by amateur investors day trading on Robinhood.
I'm going to wait until MU hits $60 and collect my tendies!
tendies by tendiesaur9000 July 29, 2018
Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.
Person 1: I heard that xXAsianDr4g0nxX420 cashed out his AMC shares after yesterday's run.
Person 2: Wow he must be swimming in Tendies right now!
Tendies by SgtScoots February 25, 2021

Sea Tendies

“Hey, let me get some of those coconut sea tendies.”
“Jumbo, coconut, or popcorn, I love all the tendies of the sea.”
Sea Tendies by FoodScholar September 23, 2020