tuck your dick 

1. Something said to discourage unnecessary boasting about masculinity/macho-ness

2. Instructing one to shut-up/calm the fuck down

Girl: Hey, what's up?
Boy: Just blasted 100 reps of 50kg chest presses. Warm-up done!
Girl: Tuck your dick, fool.

Girl: OMG INSTAGRAM GOT A NEW UPDATE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT FILTERS TO USE TO MAKE MY SELFIES LOOK HOT??!!?!
Boy: Bitch, tuck your dick.

tuck your dick by Abzatron June 16, 2014

tuck your dick 

This phrase is used when someone is being overly arrogant or cocky and you want them to stop.

Bill: I was at the gym pumping some iron, and this noob came over, and I could bench-press about 50kg more that him. What a loser, I am the man.

Richard: Tuck your dick Bill. you twat.

tuck your dick by RichardTucker June 16, 2014