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Trump’s Brain 

A nickname growing in popularity for Stephen Miller, 45’s newest top advisor.
Trump’s Brain isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever been called; everybody’s got a disability and President Trump is no different.
Trump’s Brain by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Trump’s twilight years 

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.
With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.

Donald Trump's penis 

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

Donald Trump's Wall

"it was a metaphor" Donald Trump
If built though we lose 12 billion in taxes each year from Mexican immigrants alone.
If built would cost around 25 billion dollars.
Waste of time and money and won't pay for itself and won't solve the immigrants way of getting here by planes.
"Hey dude Donald Trump's Wall is going to be huge!" "Yea and so would your taxes my friend"

Trump’s 9-11 

One of 45’s more recent appropriations of an event as of 9-11-19 due to his reliable capacity to allude almost exclusively to himself when it comes to others’ tragedies or losses.
I’ve begun this solemn day by posting a highly attractive shot of me and the First Lady, who's incidentally wearing Carolina Herrera, looking out toward our fabulous New York City skyline and so I’ve decided, after today, to proudly rename the whole ordeal “Trump’s 9-11” to commemorate and memorialize my special Presidency.
Trump’s 9-11 by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

trump's code 

The code of laws (Written by the one and only Donald J. Trump) that will make America great again.
Jimmy: Trump's gonna be a terrible president!!

Kevin: Nah, he'll create Trump's Code!! *dabs*
trump's code by TheTriggeredGods December 26, 2016