The return on investment of a con, bribe, theft or fraud. This could include the direct financial benefit of a scam or plot, but also can be used to represent the emotional boost a narcissist or sociopath gets from feeling superior to those they have manipulated and tricked.
“You should always make sure the target of your scam isn't overly intelligent, then you can play on their fears to maximize your potential trumpence.”
by TheLastDragon July 15, 2016
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The punishment or fate a society deserves to receive.
The American people received their trumpence when they decided hate and ignorance was more affective and important than love and understanding.
by Stehako July 15, 2016
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The amount of return on investment on a con job.
I knew it was too good to be true, but I thought it was worth trumpence.
by dakdawg July 15, 2016
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The act of insincerely apologizing after making a racist/bigoted/ misogynist/ bullying joke in mixed company.
Only a few people in the room laughed at the horrible joke told by the business man turned politician. He displayed a fair amount of Trumpence but you could hear people's eyes rolling two states over.
by jmauk July 15, 2016
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Trumpence - The feeling one gets when a large stranger farts violently in your close vicinity but the inevitable smell has yet to reach your nostrils.
"ugh, that fatty just did an epic fart.."
"Yes Jonny.. We're in trumpence..."
by JasminGracie December 08, 2016
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A creature combining the misogynistic, racist conservative hatred of Pence hidden inside the insecure ignorance of Trump.
Trumpence signed a ton of executive orders this week because they don't know anything about law, government or America.
by carpenoctem15 January 28, 2017
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The slow feeling of regret after realization that a decision was a huge mistake.
I am feeling a bit of Trumpence after eating that last burrito. It probably was not a wise decision.

I am afraid that I would start to feel Trumpence if I dated Sally. She has had 15 boyfriends in the last month.
by Jimmi Bean July 15, 2016
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