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Trump Stan

Noun.

A Trump Stan is basically a Trumpie but worse, they always use their Trump hats and, if they are teens, they have an American flag on their bedroom wall. They are racist (even if they don't realize), homophobic, and racist. They have used the n-word before and some of them accept that proudly. Their father probably owns a truck and has a Trump 2020 flag outside their house. They are OBSESSED with Donald Trump and do anything to be liked by the Boyz.
"Girl, the new boy in my class is a Trump Stan, the sad part is that he is cute. I could see American and Trump 2020 flags behind me during the zoom class."
"I feel you, my cousin is one of them too. He is so racist it hurts, he also once told me to go back to the kitchen. I can't with them, they don't even have three brain cells, you know that it hurts when he comes home and has to share a room with a democrat like me."
by SaveBarronTrump October 22, 2020
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Trump Stan

A person who is a Trump supporter. Typically they have Trump merch, Trump flags/signs, and follow Donald Trump on social media.
Lilith: "My mom is a Trump Stan... ew"
Quinn: "Same. She has Trump signs in our yard."
by vegandinosaurnugget November 25, 2020
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Trumpstank

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019
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trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.
That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.
by Chas501 January 22, 2017
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Trumpistan

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......
by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017
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Trumputantrum

Verb. 1) To throw a Presidential size temper tantrum. 2) When the leader of the free world throws a temper tantrum little a cranky toddler.
Well, there he goes again. Throwing a Trumputantrum on Twitter again.
by lilred1983 February 2, 2017
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Trumptan

A word used to define a tan the colour of Donald Trump. Also two fucking words put together to define the vibrant, orange complexion rarely seen in this universe.
Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"

Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"
by Huntress CC June 7, 2017
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