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True North 

Hell. There is no words that can explain True North. It is a wilderness therapy program in Vermont that does not allow you to talk to anybody without a certified guide sitting next to you listening to every single word. Watch out for the quiet kids because there are only two types:

1) The kid who is amazing and nice,
2) The kid who will try to push you into the fire and kill you.

You need to hike every single day when you are there and DONT EVER THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY. you will get caught, and if you dont you will get stuck blowing dues behind gas stations to try to find enough money to find your way home before they will send you to red cliff. Your pack weighs anywhere from 60-200 pounds and don't think about eating anything thats not tasteless pasta, beans and rice, lentils, and oats every single day for your 100 days there.
Oh shit! I heard he was sent to true north, we gonna need to break him out!

True northern Minnesota bear trap 

A girl on all four gives oral to one guy as she gets it from behind with second guy as guys left arms are hand cuffed under her and the arm wrestle on her back with right arms
Twyla enjoyed Aaron and Seth putting her in the true northern Minnesota bear trap

True Northener 

Amy nd Elisha and no one else in EEFY
God I wish I was a True Northener like Elisha and Amy but I'm just from shitty Manchester
True Northener by TrueNorthener November 20, 2019

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026