When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".
In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
The wave of omnipotence that encases you as you leave the barber. Your haircut is so sharp that no man or woman is able to touch you, and for a brief period subsequent to said trim, you are immune to all insults and cusses. A new kind of invinciblity.
'Hey, nice haircut bro'
'Thanks, barber did me well today, walked out with an aura of trimvincibility'
A public transportation system in Portland Oregon.
Consists of busses, and a light rail train called the Max that goes through city center to various destinations.
Known for being flooded with Homeless/Mentally Ill people, commuters, students, or green people.'Many spoiled upperclass snobs fear and trash talk it. It is fairly inexpensive.
Also known for its stations, at which many crimes take place, and are on the news.
Michael: "So, what, do you need a ride to the party later?"