Trimet

A public transportation system in Portland Oregon.
Consists of busses, and a light rail train called the Max that goes through city center to various destinations.

Known for being flooded with Homeless/Mentally Ill people, commuters, students, or green people.'Many spoiled upperclass snobs fear and trash talk it. It is fairly inexpensive.

Also known for its stations, at which many crimes take place, and are on the news.

Michael: "So, what, do you need a ride to the party later?"

Anna: "No, I think I'll take the bus."

Michael: "Trimet drivers are crazy"

Anna: "Oh, fuck you! I'm saving on gas money.."

Trimet by Anna! =) November 29, 2009

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Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

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Tom Time™

A generic catch-all for THAT guy in your friend group: always at his place, his terms, on his time. The "Tom" can be cordial or a total asshat. Regardless, it's his way.

Looks like it's Tom Time™ again for the 4th of July party.

Tom Time™ by Stalinyouth June 26, 2022