One who gets off on cookingmeat on his/her traeger. Somehow manages to always find a way to bring up the fact that they have a traeger and how superior traegers are to regular barbecues.
"yeah my dog just passed away this morning"
"Speaking of this morning, I just threw some tritip on my traeger. Gonna let that smoke alllll day."
"Now isn't the time to be such a traegersexual dickbag"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.