Sex technique for the men.
You breathe deep (head)
Go ride her. (On top/bike)
The run her. (Bottom/Run)
You breathe deep (head)
Go ride her. (On top/bike)
The run her. (Bottom/Run)
by S.Mathews February 4, 2009
An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.
Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!
by Philolingua March 12, 2009
A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.
Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.
by PeddyofEBC December 1, 2010
Spouse of a triathlete.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.
by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009
Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.
by natsmo June 22, 2009
Teacher: Why are you late today!
Student: Um I was competing in a Greek Triathlon?
Teacher: Good Excuse
John: Yo Todd heard you got fucked up last night.
Todd: Yeah I killed it in the Greek Triathlon
Student: Um I was competing in a Greek Triathlon?
Teacher: Good Excuse
John: Yo Todd heard you got fucked up last night.
Todd: Yeah I killed it in the Greek Triathlon
by Illuminati LT March 26, 2012
The most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line
Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately
Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.
Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.
by trollolrun March 16, 2017