969 

When three people are sharing a bed, two of them are having a good time, and the other one just wants some god damn sleep.

I got evicted on monday, and was very grateful to Sean when he let me stay over. The couch was too small to sleep on so I shared the bed with him and his girlfriend. It went great until a 969 started, and since then I've been staying with Mom.

969 by Fufff June 9, 2014

969 

Two people having simultaneous oral sex and one guy just fucking himself.

Boy 1: Dude, I had a threesome last night with those two lesbian chicks. It was hot!

Boy 2: No dude, that was a total 969. They were eating each others pussies out while you just fucked yourself.

Boy 1: You're just jealous.

969 by yo_motha April 7, 2010

969 

Bus 969: The bus that goes from Causeway Bay (銅鑼灣) to Tin Shui Wai (天水圍).

Also has a nasty sexual nuance ......

Is there 969 at Tin Yiu Estate?
What??!!
I meant, does the 969 bus pass through Tin Yiu Estate?

969 by 城巴 March 23, 2019

696-969-6969 

a phone number you shouldnt call

the phone number 696-969-6969 called at 6:96 am, while I was 69ing

696-969-6969 by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2020

budgetz-969

budgetz

budgetz-969

budgetz-969 by budgetz June 5, 2026

7,696,969,420 

At one time (2019 specifically), this was the population of the world. Three 69s and a 420.

We did it! The world population is now 7,696,969,420!

7,696,969,420 by 7568ino November 5, 2023

6/9/69 

An epic date!

Friend: Bro its 6/9/69 today!
Me: thats so sick
Friend: I know right!

6/9/69 by skizzyy April 12, 2021