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Two people having simultaneous oral sex and one guy just fucking himself.
Boy 1: Dude, I had a threesome last night with those two lesbian chicks. It was hot!

Boy 2: No dude, that was a total 969. They were eating each others pussies out while you just fucked yourself.

Boy 1: You're just jealous.
by yo_motha April 07, 2010
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When three people are sharing a bed, two of them are having a good time, and the other one just wants some god damn sleep.
I got evicted on monday, and was very grateful to Sean when he let me stay over. The couch was too small to sleep on so I shared the bed with him and his girlfriend. It went great until a 969 started, and since then I've been staying with Mom.
by Fufff June 09, 2014
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The time recorded in the 100m men final created by the winner, Jamaica's Usain Bolt in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
A: Wow! That man runs fast!
B: Huh? How fast? 9.69?
by wia27 August 29, 2008
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