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When three people are sharing a bed, two of them are having a good time, and the other one just wants some god damn sleep.

I got evicted on monday, and was very grateful to Sean when he let me stay over. The couch was too small to sleep on so I shared the bed with him and his girlfriend. It went great until a 969 started, and since then I've been staying with Mom.

969 by Fufff June 9, 2014

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969

Two people having simultaneous oral sex and one guy just fucking himself.

Boy 1: Dude, I had a threesome last night with those two lesbian chicks. It was hot!

Boy 2: No dude, that was a total 969. They were eating each others pussies out while you just fucked yourself.

Boy 1: You're just jealous.

969 by yo_motha April 7, 2010

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969

Bus 969: The bus that goes from Causeway Bay (銅鑼灣) to Tin Shui Wai (天水圍).

Also has a nasty sexual nuance ......

Is there 969 at Tin Yiu Estate?
What??!!
I meant, does the 969 bus pass through Tin Yiu Estate?

969 by 城巴 March 23, 2019

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696-969-6969

a phone number you shouldnt call

the phone number 696-969-6969 called at 6:96 am, while I was 69ing

696-969-6969 by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2020

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budgetz-969

budgetz

budgetz-969

budgetz-969 by budgetz June 5, 2026

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7,696,969,420

At one time (2019 specifically), this was the population of the world. Three 69s and a 420.

We did it! The world population is now 7,696,969,420!

7,696,969,420 by 7568ino November 5, 2023

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6/9/69

An epic date!

Friend: Bro its 6/9/69 today!
Me: thats so sick
Friend: I know right!

6/9/69 by skizzyy April 12, 2021

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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