The feeling you get when you think you've seen something on TV before, but it turns out you haven't. Similar to Deja Vu.
Howard: I've seen this episode of Jersey Shore before! Damn re-runs! Wait, Snooki is acting like a whore? Unheard of! So maybe i havent seen this before!
Timmy: you've got a bad case of Teja Vu! Oh, and you talk to yourself a lot.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!