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Tėja
Tėja
teja
The man, the myth, the street ball legend. Winning with no apparent skill since late 2004, teja aka t-dizzle has become the most well known sandman in the 615. With unstoppable hooks and sicknasty game, teja has set the bar for ballin, on and off the court. A multi-sport athelete, teja has balled up scrubs in debate as well. A true master debator teja has verbally violated many opponents. This is exemplified with his dealings with the various Adam Smith Institutes and the widely, respected scholar Fukiyama Fukizawa. With his romantic sonnets and witty comments, teja’s proweress with the ladies is well documented. Teja was able to obtain prom dates merely by approaching a girl’s doorstep with a store bought cake, and using the infamous tag line “I baked you a cake.” As to why teja will become the next 40 year old virgin still remains one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries.
teja by rwoodbrowntown March 29, 2009
Teja
An epic person that will make you feel good in your pants if you see him.
Has a dirty sense of humor- be careful what you say.
Usualy flirts with girls, but if you butt in, things will turn pretty intresting.
Has a dirty sense of humor- be careful what you say.
Usualy flirts with girls, but if you butt in, things will turn pretty intresting.
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