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Walter's Tree Service

A company that arrives a day late, usually takes money and leaves, and is owned by a cowboy.
I ordered Walter's Tree Service, they came a day late and didn't even cut anything down.

treewaster 

Tree waster. (tree WASTE rr). 1. When one poops quite a quantity, then wipe your bum, and flush the toilet, and have to poop again, and repeat the entire process, wasting an excess of toilet paper.
After a meal of Taco bell, treewasters ensue.
treewaster by calcatchem May 2, 2008