Tree Topper
Tree Topper by rb8841 November 29, 2012
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tree topper by lipglosslover+Mrs.Petty June 19, 2006
Ringwood tree topper
The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
Ringwood tree topper by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008
Granite tree-topper
A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.
Granite tree-topper by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021
"Ringwood Tree Topper"
The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
"Ringwood Tree Topper" by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008
Vermont Tree Tapper
When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.
Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.
Vermont Tree Tapper by BillGatesEatsChildren February 27, 2010
Brazilian treehopper
The brazilian Treehopper, aka mahoraga bug, aka bugoraga, aka maho insect, first appeared in a Facebook post but then got re-uploaded to TikTok and YT shorts, appearing in edits.
Nerdy definition:
The Brazilian treehopper (Mahoraga) is a species of insect belonging to the treehopper family (Membracidae). It has unusual appendages on its thorax. While Bocydium can be found throughout the world, they are most prevalent in Africa, North and South America, Asia and Australia. They exhibit limited movement, as they failed to adapt to the situation like mahoraga
Nerdy definition:
The Brazilian treehopper (Mahoraga) is a species of insect belonging to the treehopper family (Membracidae). It has unusual appendages on its thorax. While Bocydium can be found throughout the world, they are most prevalent in Africa, North and South America, Asia and Australia. They exhibit limited movement, as they failed to adapt to the situation like mahoraga
P1: Hey did you heat about the brazilian treehopper?
P2: You mean the mahoraga bug?
P1: Yes... You have brain rot right?
P2: You mean the mahoraga bug?
P1: Yes... You have brain rot right?
Brazilian treehopper by Tsk the AI June 22, 2024
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